First of all, I spent all morning writing this post on my iPad only to then immediately delete it when I went to post and now I have to start all over. The fact that I’m spending even this much time on this supremely boring episode of The Bachelor is boring to me. But man, was the last post good. This one won’t be as good. Sorry.
The most important thing about this episode is that one girl wears a really great necklace and another wears a great dress. But the third girl wore what appear to be black pleather shorts so. . . I guess 2 out of 3 isn’t bad. Also, the most engaging conversation that Chris has is with a monkey in the episode tag. I’m not even kidding. Continue reading →
Spotlight Challenge: Select a famous bridge from around the world and create the troll that lives beneath it. McKenzie suggest that the make-up artists keep in mind the architectural designs as well as the culture of the location of their bridge.
Guest Judge: Doug Jones I loved watching Doug work with the models during the Application Phase. He has such a great understanding of character and a great command over body movement. It really is beautiful.
Mr. Westmore returns! Full of good advice and troll puns.
I was kind of surprised by how dull this challenge turned out to be. With the exception of Ben, I really didn’t feel like anyone really pushed the definition of what a Troll is or truly captured a fantasy element. Rayce told his team to “reinvent trolls” and it ended up backfiring big time (both Anthony and Rob ended up in bottom looks). Meanwhile Team Anthony took all three top look spots so good on them!
Poor, poor Anthony.
Winner: Jamie (though I would have given it to Ben for his far more interesting and creative concept)
I apologize for getting this up so late! I’ll have last night’s recap tomorrow.
This week the artists actually did a Foundation Challenge! I really like these challenges, but I’m also glad that they use them sparingly throughout the season instead of treating them like a Quick Fire on Top Chef.
The teams get ready to relay.
Foundation Challenge: In teams of 3, complete one make-up relay-style inspired by your model’s claws.
Guest Judge: Jill Wagner (I cannot stand her if I’m being honest, but she was surprisingly tolerable and actually had some good constructive criticism.)
The relay itself was kind of complicated. Each artist got two 20 minute shifts on their model and for the first 3 shifts they had to hand off a prosthetic to the next teammate to apply but they weren’t privy to what their teammates were doing until they got to their turn. Ok, maybe not so complicated.
I am losing my mind with so much back-to-back Bachelor and starting to see things. Please send help.
We really didn’t see anything of this date with Becca. I mean, I know there’s lots of drama to pack in, but from the looks of it, all Becca and Chris did was sit on the couch holding hands.
Monday’s episode starts with Chris’ 4th date in Iowa, a one-on-one with Becca. They literally just go to his rented loft and sit around and chat. It’s really low key which is great, but the producers spent like 2 minutes on it during the show. The big news here is that Becca tells Chris she’s never been in love (she is 25 and also a virgin if you remember) despite a 4 year on and off relationship. He doesn’t seem too concerned – in fact, I think he likes how slow they’re taking things. She got one-on-one dates in back-to-back episodes so there must be something that’s keeping him coming back for more. Continue reading →
Look, you know I like The Bachelor as much as the next girl, but 3 hours on Sunday and 2 hours last night is just TOO MUCH Bachelor. I’m not even going to bother telling you about the first hour of Sunday’s episode entitled “Chris Tells All” because Chris did not, in fact, tell all. Chris did not really say anything except rehashing what we already knew (except that he alluded to the fact that Ashley S. may have been faking her crazy because she didn’t want to be on the show anymore). We revisited Kelsey who continued to be arrogant, obtuse and totally off-her-rocker-nuts and then we caught up with the last Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman, who recently called off her engagement to her pick from the show, Josh. She says they broke up because they were too intense and similar, I have a sneaking suspicion there’s more to the story and it involves Josh cheating on her, but that’s just cause I think he’s a slimeball. (Ok, so maybe I did recap “Chris Tells All” a little)
Onto the meat and potatoes of this week’s 5 hour marathon of tears, roses, and exotic Iowan locales! Continue reading →
If you’ll remember, we left off last week with Chris getting “emotional” and calling off the cocktail party before the rose ceremony which somehow led to Kelsey having a panic attack on the floor in front of the bathroom. We pick up right where we left off with Kelsey moaning on the ground and all of the other girls rolling their eyes. As soon as she is given the opportunity, she asks to see Chris so she can prove to him how much she deserves a rose (since she did have a panic attack for him after all) which just further pisses off the other girls who note that she was probably not going to get a rose, pulled the panic attack bullshit and asked for more time with Chris and will now probably get one. The best part is when she finally “recovers” and goes back into the room with the other ladies where she starts holding court and laughing and claiming to know exactly what Chris is thinking. She is just a total creepster. (Ashley even suggests that her whole dead husband might be fake, but here’s his obituary. It’s sad that this man died, but you can tell that Kelsey has always been a creepster.) Continue reading →
The Get Down is Director Baz Luhrmann’s first attempt at a scripted series and it sounds right up my alley:
“The one-hour, 13-episode drama from Sony Pictures Television will focus on 1970s New York City – broken down and beaten up, violent, cash strapped — dying. Consigned to rubble, a rag-tag crew of South Bronx teenagers are nothings and nobodies with no one to shelter them – except each other, armed only with verbal games, improvised dance steps, some magic markers and spray cans. From Bronx tenements, to the SoHo art scene; from CBGBs to Studio 54 and even the glass towers of the just-built World Trade Center, The Get Down is a mythic saga of how New York at the brink of bankruptcy gave birth to hip-hop, punk and disco — told through the lives and music of the South Bronx kids who changed the city, and the world…forever.” [youtube]
I kind of can’t wait til 2016 now. For more about The Get Down check out this article in Vulture.